Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i just google imaged poop.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Someone signed my nipple.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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