And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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