Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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