Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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