Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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