But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
is that a dick in a sweater?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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