How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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