i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We're too hungover to prance.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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