did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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