Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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