quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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