Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize