do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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