Already got asked if we're dating
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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