I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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