Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
and she was petting her beer can
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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