I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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