Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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