I can't breathe out the right side of my face
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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