walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The adults are the big ones right?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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