We named our party play list daddy issues
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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