Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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