Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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