My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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