And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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