How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
