Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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