turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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