I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my shit smells like andre
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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