Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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