just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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