Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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