batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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