I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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