Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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