So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
it's like iHOP with fire
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
