If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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