I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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