why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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