god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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