We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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