This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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