you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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