do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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