So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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