Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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