i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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