i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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