ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I accidentally had phone sex last night
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just puked most of my soul out..
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