I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
