So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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