You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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